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Looks Ladder

Also referred to as the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, it is an X/10 rating (where X is a number between 1 and 10 inclusive) is a rather unimaginative and extremely arbitrary scale used to quantify a female's attractiveness, with 1 designated as "very unattractive" and 10 as "really fucking hot". The resultant number is often used a noun, sometimes numerator only.

It is to be noted that the final verdict of one who uses the looks ladder on a female is held as an objective truth and totally not biased at all.
"I would rate Zoey 8 /10 on the looks ladder."
"Last night, I banged a 7."
by Ἀπολλύων October 19, 2016
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Cole Landry

The name of a guy who is has no control over his masculinity because his girlfriend owns him. This name also describes a man who is pussy whipped and his girlfriend wears the pants in the relationship. He also has to do a daily 2 hour FaceTime with his girlfriend or she breaks up with him
by Dustyassasian February 19, 2019
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white ladder

"yo u tryna pop some white ladders?"

"aint xans addictive?"
by phatchode13 September 1, 2020
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Dirty Landrick

When you hit your girl behind so hard that she starts to cough and yell so loud
We got a noise complaint because I did a Dirty Landrick!
by Asssssssdsdd June 29, 2021
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Chaos is a ladder

A phrase used in Game of Thrones by Littlefinger to underline that he thinks the more chaotic the situation is the easier it is for him to climb the social ladder.
Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder.
by JESSNJOS October 4, 2019
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Toyota Landcruiser

An overpriced and over rated 4WD vehicle that you rarely see outside of school runs and suburban shopping centers. Commonly bought by people that fall for the marketing hype rather than researching before a purchase. The utility versions still use a body shell that was designed when Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem. The poor ergonomics and harsh ride from the cart springs see the owners exchanging Christmas cards with their chiropractor and physiotherapist.

On the rare occasions they are used off-road, poor suspension travel and weak drivelines mean they are usually found stuck in the tracks made by the Patrols and Land Rovers, needing lengthy recovery sessions to get them back on the chicken tracks where they belong. The front diffs are made of licorice and there are a plethora of aftermarket components designed to make them stronger, which rarely work.

Visually recognizable from a distance due to the entire ARB catalogue being fitted with the biggest mud terrain tyres that can possibly be fitted, you are immediately aware the driver is compensating for a small penis. Yes, all the gear and no idea, typical cruiser driver.
My Toyota Landcruiser is bogged again.

My boyfriend and I are using the Toyota Landcruiser in the mardi gras again this year
by Ecovandal June 8, 2018
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eagle has landed

An expression meaning "The checks are here!"

commonly used at schools and the like (places that only give out checks once a month)
by kow_heman May 15, 2005
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