The Irish Door Knocker

The act of pulling your pants down, letting your balls hang and slapping them back and forth repeatedly hitting each leg.

Steve and I were hanging out the other day and then he decided to whip out The Irish Door Knocker, fuckin' weirdo.

by somethingstupid March 15, 2010

bommy knockers

Large underwear usually worn by older woman with overtly large buttocks.

check out the bommy knockers on your grandma!

by bigmammaaaa July 28, 2010

knockerblottz

german word for a person who doesn't know how to correctly spell nicknames or use the letter "z"

Lopes: Yo Allycats
Amoney: My name is spelled Alicatz, you're such a knockerblottz

by Am0o0ney June 8, 2009

knocker

a person who does drugs

Guy 1: You shouldn't trust that guy.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He's just a run-of-the-mill knocker.

by Comedy_Camel August 20, 2016

Knockers

Absolutely knockered

After drinking a whole bottle of vodka, she was feeling knockers

by Taishokukitten November 22, 2016

Knockers and Mash

When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.

Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.

by Uncle PP December 6, 2017

knockered

having testicles removed.

"my dog is going to the vet tomorrow to get knockered." "if his girlfriend finds out what he did he'll end up knockered."

by slippery giblets September 26, 2018