Kohls

Department store that likes to underpay workers. Starting them out at $6.50 an hour. Giving them a 25 cent raise after 90 days and a small yearly raise. The management at Kohls are not on the same page and things never get done correctly to anothers liking. Idiots work here, people who decide to put a combination lock on the dock door that reaches a truck, but never bother to tell another person the combination. The manager decides to try and call the store manager, only to yell at the dock workers for just standing around. The reason, they have nothing to do is because she won't let them break the lock off. Slave drivers, who make there employees steal palletes from other stores and go outside in the cold while they are nice and warm. The managers mostly eat, put on makeup, do their nails, and fix their hair. The managers are all women, because the store is sexist. A place where they make you stay past 12 midnight.

The managers always doing there nails and making up stupid rules like they just read the handbook today. I bet you went shopping at Kohls today.

by Quote the Raven Nevermore December 14, 2005

Kool-aid hair

When one has hair the color of any flavor of a kool-aid soft drink.

Gerard Way's hair used to be black. Now he has kool-aid hair.

by MCRxMusexparamore February 20, 2011

Hands off my Kool-aid

Taken from the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Meaning 'Stay away from her, she's mine'

Justice Kisses Jay and he walks away, Silent Bob puckers his lips for a kiss, Jay grabs him.

'Hands off my Kool-aid!'

And pulls him away.

by Wolfgang Killmaster April 15, 2011

kool aid hat

: meaning to be shot in the head. This was popularized by Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony on E. 19th Eternal.

Gonna, gonna give'm that Kool aid hat. Gonna kill 'em now.

by not wholly racist June 28, 2011

Kool Kat

A rad bro whose best friends are freshmen and have weird fantasies together.

This one Kool Kat named EZB wanted to paint toe nails with me at the beach. It was legit AF.

by zongathong June 4, 2011

dirty koolaid

when you stick a popcicle in your ass and wait till it melts and then you suck it out with a straw

dedicated to matt badcliff

He made dirty koolaid today.

by matt badcliff August 14, 2006

drank the kool aid

to make an unbreakable commitment. Inspired by the Jonestown Masaccre.

"Hey, you guys wanna go with us to Jamaica?" "Can't- we already drank the kool aid on those tickets to Saskatchewan"

by JayDoz November 24, 2005