Khalil is a monkey
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A seperate state for the Sikhs that was promised in 1947 when the Muslims were given their seperate nation.
by aloo singh May 25, 2005
Get the khalistan mug.While telling a story, one will completely stretch the truth to the point that the once true story becomes fiction. Most common in situations where people witnessed the original event first hand, yet the khalidggerator will still try to convince them of his version of the story.
Khalidggerator: "sweet, i won the NCAA pool"
person1: "nice, how much did you win?"
Khalidggerator: "3 million dollars"
person2: "really? thats weird. I was in the pool too and i only lost 5 dollars... and there were only 5 people in the pool."
Khalidggerator: "yeah, exactly. i won 3 million dollars!"
person1: "I sure wish you wouldnt khalidggerate so much."
Khalidggerator: "yeah... you're right... i'm such a douche."
IT'S OVER!!
person1: "nice, how much did you win?"
Khalidggerator: "3 million dollars"
person2: "really? thats weird. I was in the pool too and i only lost 5 dollars... and there were only 5 people in the pool."
Khalidggerator: "yeah, exactly. i won 3 million dollars!"
person1: "I sure wish you wouldnt khalidggerate so much."
Khalidggerator: "yeah... you're right... i'm such a douche."
IT'S OVER!!
by s_bag April 10, 2007
Get the Khalidggerate mug.random Man which seems to stand outside schools and libraries, often takes home small children and animals, sometimes a mix of the two. he does not actualy have a home, but lives in a sort of, rubbish/garden room.
"Carefull kids don't talk to that khaled as you leave."
"Oh khaled you're just soooooo sexy with all your small human/animal children. (sometimes reffered to as Humals.)
"Oh khaled you're just soooooo sexy with all your small human/animal children. (sometimes reffered to as Humals.)
by Dittma93 March 6, 2009
Get the khaled mug.When yo man won't go down on you because you stay home raising his kids instead of working, but expects you to gobble that dick cuz it's your duty.
Man: "I feed and clothe you, so you should suck my dick and I ain't reciprocating."
Woman: "Bitch don't Khaled me, you go down or you get out."
Woman: "Bitch don't Khaled me, you go down or you get out."
by TifaCorn June 2, 2018
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