Keyboard

the thing you used to go to this website dipshit

you used the keyboard to get here what the fuck do you think it is

by Lamoypy August 30, 2018

keylor

Keylor is a sweet and charming boy. He has a lot of love to give. Most girls mistake his sweetness and think he’s flirting with them. He’s athletic, has an amazing voice and likes to write poetry. He has dark hair and has a beautiful smile. He’s skinny but not too skinny and tall. All the guys want to be him and all the girls want to date him.

“do you know who Keylor is?”
“yes. he’s the cute guy from the park”

by gulasespasta April 5, 2019

keybored

you get keybored when you are typing a 10 page paper on mitochondria.

Friend: Hey want to go skateboard
You: No im keybored tonight
Friend: ok whatever

by Mike Graves May 17, 2006

keyboard ninja

one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. myspace,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self assurance and the only way of feeling tough.

im sick of these keyboard ninja's actin hard on the net.

by 907jones January 12, 2009

keyboard warrior

A person who expresses militant opinions, especially in support of war, but is too cowardly to do anything about it. The modern incarnation of the chickenhawk.

If you believe in it so much, quit being a keyboard warrior and get your own fat ass over there to fight.

by SuperMagus January 31, 2007

Keyboardface

The condition of having red key-marks on your face from slamming your face into your keyboard. Usually happens around 1-5 AM when you are too tired to stay awake.

Bob: Dude, I fell asleep while on the computer last night and woke up on my keyboard. Do I have really bad keyboardface?

Dave: Yeah, you have red key-marks all over your face.

by Zeith May 17, 2009

keyboard warrior creator

A sad person who gets a kick out goading an innocent person then calling this person a keyboard warrior! When in actual fact the person being goaded is just reacting to being called something derogatory and\or insulting!

Usually this is done through the text-based medium of the internet and usually under the cover of humour and usually split between threads or conversations to mask the accusation.

Person1: Hey you're an ass lol!

Person2: What? Did you just call me an ass? What the well you're a bigger ass! Was that supposed to be funny?

Person1: Omg you're such a keyboard warrior!

Person 1 is a keyboard warrior creator.

by VicTimBla October 10, 2010