weird ketchup

Weird ketchup is referring to any unknown red substance you could find, such as a spillled bloody mary, blood, or hot sauce.

There's some weird ketchup on the floor over there.

by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024

ketchup slipper

Another term for the female flower part. Some people might call it a meat waffle, vagina or moinch wallet

Littl billy: What's that between your legs mummy?
Mummy: that my Ketchup slipper you stupid twat.

by Moinch Man February 23, 2018

Denny's Ketchup

Smacking your ass just as you cum to get all of it out.

I was banging this girl and performed a Denny's Ketchup.

by DennysKetchup July 26, 2021

Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

Flaming ketchup

An annoying person that has no sense of humor and that everyone can agree is the worst person and doesn’t even know it

Person 1: stop acting like a flaming ketchup right now
Person 2: what do you mean?

by Not flaming ketchup July 13, 2019

Ketchup

Girls way of talking about her period so boys or others don’t know

Oh damn I’m on my ketchup

by Roro_cookiemonsta November 16, 2018

Open the ketchup

Getting ready, warming up, getting the blood (ketchup) flowing.

"Time to open the ketchup!

by Federally April 16, 2017