KEN

A Wimpy little annoying bitch, he probably played baseball in highschool and still brings it up years later. 40 years old and still plays softball. Most likely bald.

Ken is being Ken again.

by Jacobrune December 12, 2018

Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.

Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.

by pooooooki July 30, 2025

keen ken

Keen Ken
Is the keenest Ken around.
He never misses lectures.
He always takes notes.
He even learnt chinese to understand Dr. Mi Wang

Keen Ken can you sign me in for a lecture (Wilkie 2014).

by Ken t'5th February 13, 2014

Ken

Ken is a great guy with a really long.... periscope. He likes to watch foxes and fold laundry. You would be lucky to know him because he is really a great guy who understands the value of family, is fun to be around and an excellent conversationalist. Homs has him leveled up and he likes to spoon. Lastly, if you ever get the chance, enjoy a Kencation before your time on earth is over.❤️

He ken spy on the fox or he ken swat fruit flies.

by Ronnymomo October 9, 2023

ken carham ollero

The fire feature on Free Young Thug by Ken Carson. Also some random Filipino don who has w rizz on Facebook

Person 1: Yo bro put on that new ken carham ollero!
Person 2: Bro what

ken carham ollero himself: facebook

by carham April 1, 2024

Ken Asti

Cutest and tiniest human being ever, feisty but is actually a cinnamon bun. Often spots wearing ponytail on school, youngest that makes her everyone's lil sister. MUST PROTECT AT ALL COSTS!!

Hey, who's that grumpy cute looking person sitting in front of you?

Oh! That's Ken Asti <3 give her lots of Love please

by adoredbyjay November 21, 2021

Ken

a gay man version of a “Karen.”

“That gay man was yelling at that cashier for no reason! He was being a total Ken.”

by slanggang12 July 19, 2021