head jump

When you live half your life saying a phrase wrong.

"My math teacher always thought the saying, 'head start' was 'head jump' for half of her life."

by pizzama2003 June 02, 2017

Ridgie Jumping

Breaking into the guard carriage of an old Australian NSW suburban train and jumping off the back of the train into the train tunnels. The train is generally a C-set or a K-set.

John: Hey man, feel like doing some urbex
Sam: yeah ok sounds good
John: let's do a ridgie jump
Sam: Yeah man, ridgie jumping sounds good, I haven't been in the train tunnels for a while, let's do it!

by Urbex4life December 04, 2020

jumping to conclusions

paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime

they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

by gordo the dog July 09, 2019

River jumping

to jump in to a river to cool oneself down on a hot day.

we off river jumping today?

by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008

jump the stage

An event where an uninvited person barges their way into a situation for the sole purpose of gaining attention or notoriety, and ends up looking like a fool.

"I can't believe that Kanye West would Jump the Stage during Taylor Swift's big moment."

by Spartan5000 September 14, 2009

jump scotch

The act of sticking the two ends of a jump rope into two different people's anuses and proceeding to play jump rope while they throw their asses in a circle.

Last night we got bored so we decided to go jump scotch in the parking lot

by Lightweight4545 May 22, 2016

conifer jumping

The art of jumping onto a coniferous tree (preferably in ur own back yard) and riding it as it falls from ur weight, to the floor. be wary of spiders hidden in the conifer if u have a fear of them and try to make sure the conifer is atleast 2 foot TALLER then urself (and dont over jump it). if u happen to be rather fat also be aware of the speed u will drop to the floor and if ur rather thin u may bounce back it helps if ur under the influence of alcohol, but i wudnt try drinking whilst jumping. If u have any neighbours that can clearly see u jumping on ur conifer dont forget to invite them to join, its guaranteed to win u plenty of friends. such act is also accociated with stair surfin and remember whatever u do, dont look back and never let go, happy jumping.

person #1:this party is boring hey have u got a conifer in ur garden?
house owner:yes why?
person #1:o no reason...
person #1:wanna go conifer jumping
person #2:sure!

the next day...

person #1:what happened my head hurts
person #2:i think u landed on ur head
person #1:doing what?
person #2:i dont remember...

by James AC August 30, 2006