jerboard

boarding said ramp at the top of the spine and riding a perfect curve, gaining the most units out of said ramp and surpassing record units on any map

jerry jerry do the jerry ramp (jerboard)

by BigHunna27 September 23, 2025

jerkoffable

when someone is so hot it makes you want to jerk off

"damn babe you look so jerkoffable today"

by the jack off all trades September 25, 2025

Jerod

Someone so absolutely dense in the head that they can't comprehend simple english.

Omg the new guy in town is such a Jerod!

by Pseudonym7652 November 8, 2025

Double Jeprody

A Term For A Horny Old Man Telling You That Ur In The "2nd Stage Of Denial"

Milty Your Indenial, I Think This Is The Second Stage Double Jeprody

by Miltys Advocate September 18, 2008

The Jarrotts

One's physical reaction to a large greasy meal; intestinal pain and or discomfort; The feeling of another organ growing in one's stomach; stigma similar to the chicken pocks, the aids, and the swine flu.

My friend Michael ate at that Thai restaurant and he got The Jarrotts.

by Master D.P. September 26, 2009

filthy jerod

When you hate your job and you have a filthy attitude. You usually hate what you do and you would much rather shit yourself with flamethrower feces.

Person 1: How's your day going.

Person 2: I'm just having a filthy Jerod.
Person 1: Oh shit I'm sorry.

by ZOOfucker69 August 22, 2017

Emotional Jerkoff

A person who will drain your emotions by toying with you; will only use you for their validation.

Haley was leading me on by answering my texts for her validation, but never wanted to hang out. What an emotional jerkoff!

by steaglesteve October 15, 2020