jam&bert

abbreviations of names;
jam = james
bert = robert
-people who fulfil these characteristics; inseparable since birth OBV. share a birthday sometime in february. live two doors apart from each other + gladys lives between them at number 17. same schools. bmfl's ;D

jam: yo we is in bradford because that is TOWN, not halifax, that is not town.
bert: :M ye.
char: hahahahah look at that man, hahaha. hahhahahahahhahahaha.
jam&bert: char, you talk posh..
char&laura: nonononono
gaz: yeyeyyeye proper do.

by triangle-ee February 4, 2009

jam bands

musical groups with a lyrical disposition towards preserves of all kinds.

by mike read August 7, 2003

man jam

Slightly salty gentleman's relish produced from warm curdled clam juice. Often used as a skin cleanser, hair tonic or for decorative purposes (necklace, nose, chin, ear, inner-thigh, armpit, between the toes and other less accessible parts of the anatomy)

"Open wide!" moaned Dennis. And with that, he shot his man jam right down my throat.

- From the Autobiography Of Baroness Margaret Thatcher

by Buster Gonad March 20, 2005

Space Jam

A malfunctioned Space Dock, in which the donor fecal matter is lodged within the anal and/or vaginal and/or hand made taintal cavity, resulting in an awkward experience for all and an uncomfortable trip to the ass doctor for a routine enema.

Stan Podlak: yo what it is MJ
Michael Jordan: fuckin cracka imma fuckin shit in your asshole.
Stan Podlak: k
Michael Jordan: aw shit sorry bro don't think that's comin out
Stan Podlak: nah it's ok i space jammed myself last night in the urethra
Michael Jordan: ok gonna play some minor league baseball peace

RON PAUL 08

by you have aids sorry February 26, 2008

jean jamming

Dry humping with your clothes on.

So did you get laid last night? No, just some jean jamming. Man, my dick is chafed!

by jrjohnson78 July 30, 2008

paper jam

The need to take a shit.

Hey man, I need to get home quickly - I have a paper jam!

by Stingerman September 18, 2013

Party Jammed

Usually Aaron Carter's "Aaron's Party" being played instilled by any means of trickery. The first few bass lines is when you get Party Jammed. Very much like a rick roll except with "Aaron's Party"

Jack Daniels: Dude i found this sick video
Snapple: Dude let me see
Jack Daniels: ________.com
Snapple: what the aaron carter
Jack Daniels: Get Party Jammed!

by isopot June 9, 2010