Jake

Someone with a tiny dick that gets no girls because he is so ugly
Ewww is that Jake he is so ugly
by Henry Thomson July 10, 2016
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#jake

A male species with blonde hair. According to the Holly Bible he walks the earth in a somewhat 'hansome manner'. A man to be cherished and embraced. A crocodile in disguise as an ape.
I wish i had a #jake to keep me warm
by lavenderrty October 04, 2009
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Jake

The biggest faggot, douche bag you will ever meet. Drinks cum like no tomorrow. He will touch your dick. He wants to give you a blow job.
Girl-Jake? What a queer!
Boy-He likes my penis.
Boy 2-He tryed to stick it in me!
Girl 2-He told me he likes men.
by Ariespoo1 May 30, 2011
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Jake

1) The biggest fuckboy hypocrite to ever exist on this earth

2) The guy who has no friends
by clappingdeeznuts April 14, 2015
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Jakes

An alternative to 'Jokes"
" I got arrested yesterday"
"Dude really?"
"Jakes!"
"You got me"
by ChanG2 September 26, 2011
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Jake

by ravens52fan37 August 09, 2008
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Jake

A sexual action performed by a male getting a blowjob and ejaculating in a women's mouth. The women does not swallow the semen and instead spits it out onto the mans head. She styles his hair with the semen into a point and then lets it dry and harden. The man then sticks this hair dildo up the women's vagina.
Dude 1: Guess what your Sami and I did last night?
Dude 2: What, did you guys do a semen demon?
Dude 1: Better, I pulled my first jake ever.
by jakeyascrub November 01, 2012
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