by Henry Thomson July 10, 2016
A male species with blonde hair. According to the Holly Bible he walks the earth in a somewhat 'hansome manner'. A man to be cherished and embraced. A crocodile in disguise as an ape.
by lavenderrty October 04, 2009
The biggest faggot, douche bag you will ever meet. Drinks cum like no tomorrow. He will touch your dick. He wants to give you a blow job.
Girl-Jake? What a queer!
Boy-He likes my penis.
Boy 2-He tryed to stick it in me!
Girl 2-He told me he likes men.
Boy-He likes my penis.
Boy 2-He tryed to stick it in me!
Girl 2-He told me he likes men.
by Ariespoo1 May 30, 2011
by clappingdeeznuts April 14, 2015
An alternative to 'Jokes"
by ChanG2 September 26, 2011
A sexual action performed by a male getting a blowjob and ejaculating in a women's mouth. The women does not swallow the semen and instead spits it out onto the mans head. She styles his hair with the semen into a point and then lets it dry and harden. The man then sticks this hair dildo up the women's vagina.
Dude 1: Guess what your Sami and I did last night?
Dude 2: What, did you guys do a semen demon?
Dude 1: Better, I pulled my first jake ever.
Dude 2: What, did you guys do a semen demon?
Dude 1: Better, I pulled my first jake ever.
by jakeyascrub November 01, 2012