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gay baby jail 

a hot guy that could even make a straight guy gay or even a baby sexual
WOAH! That guys so hot he's a gay baby jail.
gay baby jail by sophiewanted February 8, 2017
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Jail that you are sent to while being very high at the zoo. Punishments are based on how bad your crime is. For instance, the most merciful of all punishments is being sent to the meerkat exhibit which is where many friends are made, the second to worst of all punishments is being sent to the tapir habitat which is where you will be sniffed by the tapirs elephant like nose and you will be forced to ride upon its back while it runs rapidly through its habitat. The worst of all punishments is to be exiled to the naked mole rat habitat. The zoo torture crew will stuff you into the dark caverns of these naked organisms that resemble penises. To make things even worse Ron Stoppable of the hit show "Kim Possible" will come by and make you eat beuno nacho off of his hairy back. SCARY
Tami: "Hey brenda! Tell me about zoo jail!"

Brenda: "such things should never be spoken of Tami."
Tami: "oh I am sorry brenda I did not realize that you were sent to the naked mole rats that day...."
Brenda: "yes. I was THAT high"
zoo jail by pootytang morris July 27, 2010
In Scotland you will hear neds referring to prison as 'the jail'. It should be noted that it is 'the jail' and not 'jail'.
Wee Tony got the jail on Friday night
the jail by urbanwestie March 16, 2011

June Jail 

A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!
Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.

June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!

Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)

Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.

June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)

Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.

June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.

Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?

June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
June Jail by Dusty's Baby Powder December 15, 2011

Ginger Jail 

Slang term for a whiskey and ginger ale.
You gonna get the cops called on you if you keep drinking these ginger jails so fast
Ginger Jail by LargestLionEver July 19, 2015

finger jail

When you pick your nose, but your septum ring traps your finger within your tiny nostril canal and then you realize how stupid you look with a bull ring.
Bought a new bull ring at hot topic the other day and while puttin it in I noticed a nice juicy booger. So I made the mistake of trying to get it, and I finger jail myself.
finger jail by Pattachusetts October 8, 2015