Jeff Lewis

Jeff Lewis, star of Bravo TV's "Flipping Out" is a pompous selfish nasty gay middle aged man. He almost always hires young attract gay eye candy for his pleasure, but is completely ok with firing them for any reason possible. He feels that he is ALWAYS right when it comes to his slave-like employees and clients who question him. His face, and most notably, his lips, are full of botox.. The only reason why his assistant, Jenni, has been working with him for over 10 years, is because she has succumbed to believe that Jeff Lewis is her master, and that she must obey. See: egotistical bastard.

Gay guy 1: OMG Felipe! I was watching Bravo today and saw Jeff Lewis firing one hot piece of ass. I think his name was Trace.

Gay guy 2: Felipe, my love, Jeff Lewis fired that guy for taking time out of work to create a design of a closet for himself. Jeff could've just warned him and let him stay. But no, to Jeff, every employee is as disposable as the condoms he uses to screw his other employees with.

Gay guy 1: Ooh snap! You went there.

by fiftyandnifty August 17, 2011

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Jeff Martin

The Lead Singer and Primary Producer for the band, the Tea Party

You know, Jeff Martin has a vocal style similar to Jim Morrison.

by Emperor Vicious X May 5, 2005

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Dirty jeff

A badass marine who's dick casted shadows over North Dakota

I thought it was a solar eclipse tonight, but no it must be dirty jeff in Wyoming.

by Goosera1 April 15, 2020

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jefferson commons

A nicer version of the dorms. This is where students go expecting more freedom from the dorms, only to be disappointed by a security force, second only to the KGB in fairness and Homer Simpson in intelligence. More rules here than at Grandma's house, except Grandma treated you more like an adult when you were 5 than the staff treats you now. More Ghetto people per square mile here than anywhere in Sactown.

Jefferson Commons Apartments are the worst ever.
Hey, I like to be treated like I'm 10 years old, I should move to Jefferson Commons.

by Dick Nizzle March 7, 2005

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Soggy Jaffa Cake

Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.

"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"

"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."

by TheBritishDip March 14, 2008

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