jazz biscuits

Cakes, usually brownies, that are made psychoactive with weed.

It was just after 6pm when the jazz biscuits began to take hold.

by Ergodic Hypercube February 2, 2018

Jazz-Gun

A circumcised penis pushed inward in order to pass as an uncircumcised penis.

Mason tried to jazz-gun himself In order to fit in with the Europeans.

by Pussyhands11 January 19, 2021

Jazz-tastic

Awesome, amazing, extraordinarily

Stephanie asked Patrick " How are you doing?" Patrick responded "I am Jazz-tastic!"

by steph88 May 31, 2018

jazz handed

It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.

I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.

by twisted spinach June 24, 2010

jazz cock

A cock that is very unpredictable.

I fucked Jared last night, and he came in like ten seconds. But then we fucked again and it took him like three hours. He's got a jazz cock!

by Raremeatpete May 5, 2014

Jazz Club

Female Genitalia that is both dark and dingy.

"Wow, your vagina is like a fucking jazz club."

by Bob Fossil January 30, 2008

jazz thimbled

To mess something up really badly

Roy: Hows the Kitchen coming along Barry?

Barry: Ah, I've fucking jazz thimbled it up mate.

Roy: Oh shit.

by Hookster June 21, 2005