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Tactical Insertion

1. The act of a man slipping his penis into a women during an opportune moment or circumstance.

2. Relying on the advice of a buddy or source that a particular women will engage in intercourse after certain requirements suitable to the man are met. (being hispanic, knowing how to play guitar, bow staff skills)

3. The choosing of entering points on a womens body to best avoid contracting certain venereal diseases that the women may posses.
1. Greg: Yeah we unded up sleeping together.
Andrew: How'd you pull that?
Greg: She was crying about her father's death, she fell into my arms, then it was just tactical insertion.

2. John: I heard shes a whore, just needs a couple drinks.
Bill: Think I may be able to pull some tactical insertion?
John: Buy a few beers and your in.

3. I knew she had been with that junkie awhile back, so I used tactical insertion when I reamed her back door. Just to be safe you know?
by Mondongina February 24, 2011
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Infection

The infection on the toe made his foot swell.
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east infection

I've had a bad case of east infection ever since I lived in Vancouver.
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inception mode

when you get so high you can't tell what's real from what is fake and every simple question seems puzzling and trying to answer seems to take you deeper into your subconscious
Christian: What time does the narwhal bacon?
Constance:That question is making me enter inception mode
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Tactical Insertion

When a female is having a massive orgasm, you insert the remote control into her asshole, then press volume down so she shuts the fuck up. This also works when she won't stop nagging.
Bitch shut the fuck up before I give you a Tactical Insertion!
by SpeaksJanusch July 22, 2010
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Sinus Infection

The act of sticking your dick up somebodies nose. This can be done as either a prank or to give pleasure to oneself.
I pranked my roommate by giving him a sinus infection. He had a runny nose the next morning.
by b-ulrich June 25, 2008
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hot beef injection

a new sandwich at arby's. availabe for only a limited time!
For the low-carb dieters, arby's is now offering the hot beef injection. no buns, all meat.
by kittykat June 13, 2004
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