Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle

Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 14, 2014
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Three-Oh-Three Sa-la-mi

1. A rare sexual tool wielded by a master of intimate pleasure and desire
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis
Baby, I got the best three-oh-three sa-la-mi that you'll find in the big nutty!
by Nutty Pirate Peaches March 05, 2007
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The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.

A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.

When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?

Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes December 01, 2011
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kdmv kon mi jkj

Kdmv kon mi jkj means I love you mama or I love you papa. It's one of the good Khmer words, and you can use it in front of your parents.
Brandon's Mom: I love you son
Brandon: kdmv kon mi jkj
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kdmv kon mi jkj

Kdmv kon mi jkj means I love you mama or I love you papa. It's one of the good Khmer words, and you can use it in front of your parents.
Brandon's Mom: I love you.
Brandon: kdmv kon mi jkj
by ikdmvu April 29, 2024
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Mi kusha, su kusha

"My weed is your weed". Derived from "mi casa su casa" and "kush".
"Don't be afraid to ask, what are friends for? Mi kusha, su kusha."
by dragonsdragons September 12, 2014
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mi ayam

(n) an Indonesian food consisting of noodles, chicken broth mixed with many spices, chicken cutlet, and mustard greens or (sometimes) dumplings as a toppings.

Literally means "chicken noodles" in English. It's as popular as "ramen" in Japan.

People say, you can offer "mi ayam" in illegal transaction as an alternative currency.
Ndobleh: (Look sad after got rejected by a girl he likes)
Parmin: Yo, bro. I dunno what happen to you. But, let's have some "mi ayam" . I think it's hotter than many girls anywhere.
by Zonder Si Pecinta Mi November 23, 2021
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