Something you say when you or your fave team is losing. there is no counter dis to suck my cock , ill murder your family.

this phrase may also be used to rattle complete strangers on the metro.
bitch: i beleive you were traveling good sir.

you:O im terribly sorry.

bitch: yes well its quite alright

you: suck my cock , ill murder your family!
by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III November 12, 2012
mugGet the suck my cock , ill murder your family!mug.
twilightcancer is a form of cancer contracted by high exposure to the toxic waste known as twilight. Also can be contracted by watching the movie and standing within 100 mile radius of the author of the piece of shit book and can be contracted from having intercoarse with the author or anyone who has it, it is both a cancer and a STD. can also be used as a adjective
twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)



jim: last night, i had sex with linda.
bob: you do know she had twilightcancer right?
jim: fuck.
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bill: i love twilight
steve: fucking twilightcancer
by 0mg toxic February 8, 2009
mugGet the twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)mug.

ill hob your nob

it means that i'll hob your nob
Sockyy: I'll nob yer hob, if you hob my nob

Emma: I'd hob yer nob.

ILL HOB YOUR NOB XD
by Sockyy! December 4, 2007
mugGet the ill hob your nobmug.
old phrase used to describe the itchy iratated feeling u get when being bitched at thus making u wanna slap a bitch
Sally y didnt u stop where i told u to

Chuck youve been riding my ass all day like my granpa used to say u make me itch ill hit u bitch
by 468 51 July 15, 2010
mugGet the make me itch ill hit u bitchmug.
used to express exasperation after explaining a topic to someone whom is just not getting it
No girl, a asshat is like someone who has their head up their ass.

How can they have their head up their ass when you said they have a hat on it?

Girl, you can get a check!!!
by vee stevens March 18, 2005
mugGet the check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness)mug.
When you are really upset and will totally whoop there ass not just a small ass whooping
The hubba says Ill whoop your ass up and down the street
by Billygraen January 3, 2019
mugGet the ill whoop your ass up and down the streetmug.

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