hyperactive racism detection

A mental condition that causes very dumb humans to believe absolutely everything is racist.

Tyrone- "that mosquito bit me. It's racist"
Tyrone- "that mosquito didn't bite me. It's racist"
Bob- " dude, give the hyperactive racism detection a rest "

by Kedielover April 30, 2023

hyehehehhehhehehehhe

A laughing phrase that kooky people use but ina playfully way

"i'm want chocolate cake hyehehehhehhehehehhe!"

by Sereenejuice May 20, 2023

hyper swiper

After a women pees, she will wipe her vagina as fast and hard as she can. This creates pussy dingleberries out of toilet paper.

Josh talking to his bunkie in prison "dude I was eating this girls pussy one time and she had pussy dingleberries". Bunkie responds "yeah man, she must be a hyper swiper"

Kelly could be a hyper swiper which is why there was TP stuck to her pubic hair.

My husband had to spit out a piece of toilet paper in the middle of eating me out, I've really got to stop hyper swiping!

by Missy Kitty May 27, 2023

Heat Hype

When extreme heating conditions. such as 100+ degree weather, make you VERY hyper, or hype, this hype can be seen; In Person, Text messages, Facebook, etc.

Person 1: Hey! DUDE OMG LIKE YOU WANNA GO SWIMMING LIKE RIGHT NOW!?!?!?

Person 2: Dude, Calm down...

Person 1: What?! Calm DOWN?! In this heat!? I DONT THINK SO I HAVE HEAT HYPE!!! YEAH!!

Person 2: .......whatever.

by Word Tornado July 15, 2010

super-hyper-sensitivity

A temporary, high altered state an individual rises to in which he or she senses the tiniest things as if they were many times larger and more intensely, cannot ignore them, and feels forced to react to them, often by correcting the source of the irregularity or by taking a break and recuperating from the effects having sensed the stimulus caused in his body.

A graduate student found he was in his super-hyper-sensitive mode again. For example, when he heard the sound of a car horn, it bothered him so much he had to stop doing his homework on the computer, get up, go to the bedroom, and with his feet on the floor lay on the bed to recuperate from the distraction. When he burped or farted he also had to stop and go to the bedroom for a short break. If he was walking to the computer and one of his sandals got caught on the floor tile, or if he hit one of his feet against his other foot, or if the chair he was going to sit on went slightly off-kilter it would frighten him so much he had to go recuperate on the bed.

When he does not stop, acknowledge what he sensed, stop what he is doing, and go recuperate, he feels the pain repressing his need to go recuperate from the reactions his super-hyper-sensitivity causes in his body. Two-years ago, he learned to stop what he was doing and go recuperate.

Knowing it is wiser to forgive the people who blow their horns or his neighbors who somehow bang on the walls or the floors because they do not know better and do not know how to be considerate, he reminds himself to forgive them because they simply are not as aware of things and do not know as much as he continues working so hard to learn.

by but for June 3, 2018

type hype

When a user is displayed as "typing" in a chatroom for an extended period of time – in which the respondents are left anticipating what's to come – usually after having announced that they have something important to tell everyone.

henry_homesweet05: GUYS @everyone

fabian: hi

rambo-tha-rand0: can u not @ everyone ever again

foccsakeman: Henry what is it

stewie: wot

henry_homesweet05 is typing...

foccsakeman: spit it out fag

fabian: type hype

stewie: is he using one finger or something

foccsakeman: his mom use one finger

Burlap: above gay

fabian: @everyone @here HENRY GENERATING SOME TYPE HYPE WOO WOO!!

foccsakeman: y tho

stewie: TYPE HYPE

larrylasalle: did someone say type hype

foccsakeman: NO FAGGIT

fabian: larry go home

rambo-tha-rand0: DONT @every1 !!!

larrylasalle: I don't have a home

stewie: oh

fabian: idk go to the pub or something

foccsakeman: oh ffs..

henry_homesweet05: lol

henry_homesweet05 is typing...

stewie: OMG u caveman did u rlly just delete everything to type "lol" kys.

Burlap: below gayer

foccsakeman: pls no more type hype

fabian: UR KILLING US HENRY WITH THE HYYYYYYYYPE BOYOOO

henry_homesweet05: actually nvm my mom is calling me gtg

stewie: wtf henry miss me with this gay shit

foccsakeman: henry Ur mom has a dick

Burlap: focc how would u know do u suck it

foccsakeman: um wtf

Burlap: I heard its highly calorific

foccsakeman: ...

fabian: @everyone

Timmy_Trumpet: can u not with those juicy roblox bobbies

rambo-tha-rand0 just left the server...

fabian: rip

BabeChorbie: I heard there was type hype?

foccsakeman: no

fabian: only PTSD now

stewie: edgy

Burlap: like your mom's polygonagonal tiddies

stewie: can someone do a euthanasia on this chat

by shitstained mattress June 12, 2018

hooligan hyper

A young trouble maker you loves to fuck around has no feelings for anyone he'll say such things like "I'LL THROAT FUCK THAT WHORE YOU CALL MOM" and go to sleep at night thinking he did nothing wrong.l

look at hooligan hyper, he's so fucking cute.

by hooliganhyper March 17, 2019