Human fudge

Poop.

Eat my human fudge.

by Atrum777 December 19, 2008

Human Bird

Sticking one's ass out of a window and shitting from the sky on a person just like a bird does.

David! What's a human bird?!?! You know! When I stick my ass out of the window and aim!

by humanbirder April 18, 2011

Human Autocorrect

An individual who believes it is their duty to correct any misspelling or typos you make to show their superiority.

Billy: "hey dude your awesome!"

Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."

Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!

by TriforceofPower October 26, 2011

human claymore

A drunk who tends to vomit all over the place.

S-Dizzle: Nope, I'm driving. Although, to be honest, I can't really drink much even if I wanted to, I can't drink more than a bottle or cup of something in a night or else I become a human claymore.

D-Rizzle: I wish I had that ability. Women would be able to take advantage of me after only 10 dollars..

S-Dizzle: My name is John and my vag is wet! ::vomits::

by LoveMeSomeMe April 19, 2009

human perfection

the person reading this ;))

you are such human perfection. ilysm babe <3

by milliebrown40 May 18, 2019

Human Screenshot

Its when you Fart and sneeze at the same time making it a (Human Screenshot)

Dude I'm about to try and take a human screenshot.

by taqqa November 10, 2019

human resources

A department filled with individuals who were child-narcs turned professional.

"Hey man, you know that kid Mitch who used to narc on us in elementary school? I heard he grew up to work in Human Resources."

by Jonnybro0 August 9, 2019