A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
Get the hoop-skirtmug. That's just a bunch of arbitrary hooping jumping.
Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
But how is it any more appalling than 'A curated meritocracy where YOUR (and not necessarily anyone elses) kids always win and YOU approve of everyone who "succeeds" (fucks your daughter)'? We all have to validate your parenting pseudo-deity fetish 'Because muh babies!' It's sick. And it's pretend. Pretend world! Remember that? Pretend world? That's an oldy and a goody. Pretend world... 😮 💨 Good times 😁 But yeah that's all just a bunch of hoop jumping you want people to have to do."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
Get the Hoop jumpingmug. by BushDid9 April 22, 2022
Get the Hoopmug. 
by tindertiger February 2, 2019
Get the Bitch hoopsmug. You're hooped, my friend, I have a straight flush
by Wifey 7643279 October 26, 2020
Get the Hoopedmug.