heffalatapus

1:Pertaining to an annoying fat neighbor
2:An unhappy and annoying housewife

Bring it on ya fuckin heffalatapus!!!

by james641985 June 6, 2007

Heffub

A huge fat roll between the waist and the genitals, the furthermost protruding point of the body.

Most often the roll is dressed/worn below the belt.

Fat hair dressers like to rub it against their clients.

The heffub must be peeled back for intimate encounters.

Look at Elke's heffub...it's soo damn big that it arrives five minutes before she does.

by Mewkie November 6, 2009

hefler

When a girl sucks a mighty big black cock

My name is tayten i got hefler last night ;)

by BigFatPussyMama October 6, 2016

Heifer

A woman who is healthy womannot necessarily fat but sturdy looking and attractive.

Billy Bob said to Bob Billy, "She looks like a healthy woman."
Bob Billy to Billy Billy, "Yep, she's a heifer."

by New Eglish February 20, 2018

Hefted

To really need the toilet to the point where you have to stand completely rigid and clench your buttocks.

Where's your toilet...I'm totally hefted!

by shoeboy1972 January 6, 2020

STFU HEFTER

A member of the STFU family. Can be used to emphatically exclaim to your d0nk or n00b friend that you really want them to shut the fuck up.

"STFU HEFTER, stop being a d0nk."

"OMG AYFKM?" STFU HEFTER!"

by Mr. Pancake December 25, 2008

Swamp Heffa

A term used to describe a female who is overly disgusting. Appearing to possibly be linked to the backwood swamp areas of southern mississippi.

That swamp heffa is just NASTY!! She had the nerve to sleep w/ her best friend's boyfriend, stole her grandmother's jewerly and pawned it, and wore white after Labor Day!

by TOzz256 August 24, 2011