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Iraqi Handjob

A solo sexual act performed in a blackhawk helicopter, from a gunners position, while in Iraq.

In a Blackhawk, the Co-Pilot side gunners seat gets all the down draft from the blades. Making it often times the less desirable position to ride in. However, you can adjust your left leg just right to make the down draft work across the fabric of your pants leg in a flapping or slapping motion. If you get hard and slide it down that leg, it's known as an "Iraqi Handjob".
"Bro, why do you ways ride Co-Pilot?"
"Oh, man, I'm over here getting an Iraqi Handjob"
"A WHAT!"
"Trade me spots, get hard and slide it down the left side, now adjust your leeeeg, yup right abou"
"Oh my gawd it's working .... This is actually nice!"
😘👉👉
by PathfinderDan February 16, 2024
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handjob tattoo

OMG that girl has a handjob tattoo.
What’s that?
A tattoo on her wrist!
by Nina/Chris August 28, 2020
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Handjob

Get a free handjob from your girlfriend
Hey babe its december 7th, HANDJOB TIMEE
sigh *gets hands ready*
by woler December 6, 2022
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Gettysburg Handjob

Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)
He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.
by DWBB February 5, 2018
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French Handjob

When one person gives another person a handjob while French kissing them.
Randy knew his wife was the one when she gave him a French handjob.
by bstujm September 16, 2025
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Romanian handjob

Whenever two non-gay men give each other a handjob.
Dude, my playstation is broken, but whatever, a Romanian handjob can be fun!
by Mannerman May 20, 2022
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Handjob Fritz

Just a random defintion made by a college student at the University of Tennessee-Knoxville on Saturday April 16th at 11:06pm.

(i hate you Yuki -.-)
He is known as "Handjob Fritz" around the college.
Brad recently saw a movie poster for Handjob Fritz and nearly shit his pants.
by aweirdguy69 April 16, 2022
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