Gooch boys

Males who share their gooch's

Hey, can I see gooch tonight?
No, not tonight my girlfriend is coming round.

by Jimmy May 13, 2005

gooch monger

someone who is a gooch whore. One who opens their gooch (A.K.A. grundle) to anyone.
This means this person will show his gooch to anyone

Johnny has been such a gooch monger lately.

by Squeeeeek March 16, 2009

gooch fuzz

The little balls of fabric that accumulate around a guy's gooch. They are usually black and come from a mixture of underwear and pubes. Gooch fuzz usually happens when you sweat alot or have really tight boxers/briefs. Sometimes gooch fuzz will cause extremely painful pube knots. They are extremely annoying and make you say wtf when they wash out in the shower.

"Dude, my mom bought me these new black boxers, and they give me the worst gooch fuzz."

"I hate gooch fuzz, the other day i had a clump of them and it knotted my ass pubes."

by orangutanapus December 13, 2009

Gooch Juice

The sweat that remains on your seat when you stand up

Dude I just went on a ride and the gooch juice was real - it’s like my taint is haunting my motorcycle

by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020

Christmas Gooch

The strange few days between Christmas Day and New Year when no one quite knows what to do.

"What are you doing over the Christmas Gooch?"

"I don't know, probably eating leftover turkey and finishing off the Christmas beer."

by 54M3E5T December 21, 2017

Gooch Slap

The act of slapping a man in the gooch.

Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin

Steve: hey Vic, if you don;t get your act together i'm gonna come over there and slap you in the gooch

Victor: Whatever

Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*

Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!

by Mullet Boss October 27, 2009

nose gooch

the area between the bottom of your nose and your mouth.

dude, i cut my nose gooch shaving this morning.

by wainright February 18, 2008