garden night

when a group of people come together to smoke weed

David: Hey Sammy, we’re having a garden night tonight, you in?

Sammy: Yeah, I’ll see you later!

by robinyournuts April 7, 2022

Chao Garden

a place where you raise these cute little footballs called chao. you can make it live in the holy realm of tymora (hero garden) or the kfc on kennedy and queen (dark garden)

Bro: I spend more time in the chao garden than the actual game
Bro 2: same bro

by UrbanizedMotena September 10, 2022

witch garden

1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.

Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.

by ethenog July 25, 2017

Olive garden

Microwaved food at the price of a regular meal

I went to olive garden and had a bad time

by The bullet that went in John L April 26, 2021

subtraction gardening

Letting all of the weeds grow in your backyard and then pulling out the ones that don't make pretty flowers.

neighbor: Hey your yard looks great, but aren't those the same weeds that are in every abandoned back lot here in Detroit?
me: yep. It's called subtraction gardening.

by nageuse July 22, 2012

Garden Grunkle

Are garden art creatures that are metal welded to look like crazed creatures that are trying to take over you yard.

A Garden Grunkle could be a crazy fisherman who's line is going everywhere.

by ssmftw June 21, 2011

Eat the garden

To eat the puuussssss of a vegan.

Timmy: hey penny ,can I eat the garden?
penny: sure *speads legs*

by pizzacutter24 March 22, 2017