Garden Grunkle

Are garden art creatures that are metal welded to look like crazed creatures that are trying to take over you yard.

A Garden Grunkle could be a crazy fisherman who's line is going everywhere.

by ssmftw June 21, 2011

Olive garden

Microwaved food at the price of a regular meal

I went to olive garden and had a bad time

by The bullet that went in John L April 26, 2021

subtraction gardening

Letting all of the weeds grow in your backyard and then pulling out the ones that don't make pretty flowers.

neighbor: Hey your yard looks great, but aren't those the same weeds that are in every abandoned back lot here in Detroit?
me: yep. It's called subtraction gardening.

by nageuse July 22, 2012

Garden Tiller

A very fast hoe, whore, slut etc.

Gosh she is such a garden tiller, she went through 6 guys in one night.

by Elliott_Skylar January 27, 2009

work the garden

The act of tending to your herb, or otherwise, toking the reefer.

"Nah I'm just gonna stay here and surf... work the garden."
-Mathew McConaughey. Surfer Dude (movie)

by the most sly of johns February 4, 2009

hardcore gardening

When you're so dedicated to your garden that you're willing to shit on your plants when you run out of fertilizer.

Gardener 1: I'm really into hardcore gardening.

Gardener 2: Oh, dude, that's nasty.

by AmazingJaySixx January 26, 2016

red garden

When there's an orgy and all the guys dicks are rose red ;)

Ah damn yesterday I had an orgy and it was a red garden

by ;)69 September 30, 2019