Frosted Lobster

Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.

Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.

by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013

frost burn

When you get frostbitten so badly that it looks like a burn.

I got frost burn working at Dairy Queen last night.

by FUCKING GENIUS September 13, 2013

Father Frost

Santa Claus

Me: All I want this year is a Bumblebee Transformer.

Father Frost: Alright, you've got it.

by Rara Sh. July 11, 2016

Frosted Lotus

The Asian specific equivalent of a pearl necklace.

While I was in Kyoto I gave this geisha a frosted lotus.

by LotusFroster December 21, 2022

Jude Froste

His mum left when he was a small baby, even the orphanage hates him

Jude Froste has a small penis

by Jude Froste June 15, 2018

Frosted Cracker

A Frosted Cracker is the result of playing the age old game where you and your mates circle jerk around a cracker until you all nut. Thus leaving the last one to nut to then eat the Frosted Cracker

Tony: LOL looks like rob is the last one to nut

Rob: Dang now i gotta eat the Frosted Cracker

by crackhead bible man October 26, 2022

Frosted Gem

When a person pees inside a condom and freezes it, then another person sucks on it like a popsicle.

He gave her a frosted gem.

by KrazyKatLady36 July 24, 2016