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Krunker Frog

Terminology for the 12yo’s who reside in KB saying they were false banned for hacking when in reality they were hitting more heads than John Wick
Krunker Frog by syctis March 15, 2021

CONSTIPATED FROG 

THE DEFINITION OF A GIRL SQUATTING ON HER CLASSROOM SEAT MAKING WEIRD PIG NOISES LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE A FROG THAT IS ON A TOILET AKA ANGRY CONSTIPATED FROG
My friend-* On the floor like a thing trying to poop*
My brain- *c o n s t i p a t e d frog*

Constipated frog.

The Frog is coming 

When you have a pet frog and it escapes from its enclosure to kill you in your sleep
"Bro screw the fog is coming, we all know the real danger is the frog is coming

Green Tree Frog 

The act of throwing up onto your sexual partner (usually female), causing them to hop off of your tree like penis as if they were a frog
Did you hear, that girl got Green Tree Frogged the other night, the spew still isn't out of her hair
Green Tree Frog by GTF Lover August 24, 2017

free as a frog

another way of saying that you’re very free or available! saying that you’re not busy!
jim “hey man what are you doing tonight”

paul “oh yeah dude i’m free as a frog tonight”
jim “sick bro lets hang 10”
free as a frog by xoxoquinny August 21, 2018

Poison Dart Frog

Not referring to the actual frog, of course. Generally anyone who's obviously a feminazi and is easily visually distinguished as such. Blue hair, TERF bangs, septum piercing, distended belly, the whole nine yards. Just as with the amphibian, these obvious visual characteristics allow you to easily avoid the slimy, poisonous creatures.
I couldn't believe how many poison dart frogs I saw last night. At least they're easy enough to avoid.
Poison Dart Frog by munchiesnOOb August 24, 2018