Jew By Four

Any sort of particle based, second-rate wood product that is not strong enough to be load-bearing.

"who was boning up on the torah when they bought these jew by fours? we can't work with these!"

by BenEdelstein March 25, 2010

Fousting

1. Fousting
pronounced fouwsting
(Adj):
A slang term to denote an extremely small amount of crack cocaine or methampetamine, typically .01 gm or less.

The minimum amount of a Fousting is enough of the drug to be field tested by police and some to be turned in for prosecution.
See also Fousted.

The cops pulled me over and found a fousting of crack in the car seat.

by okiecop December 14, 2009

Last Four

When you delete all the digits of a phone number that you don't want to drunk dial/text/communicate with except the last 4 digits-Thereby if they text or call you, you are able to identify them without the awkwardness of asking them "who is this."

John - "Hey man, why dont you text Tina for a late night booty call, she was really hot."
Evan - "Dude, she has a boyfriend who plays for the Vikings offensive line, I had to last four her to not get me in trouble. She can text me if she wants."
John - "Wise decision."

by HTIMF December 9, 2010

Vancouver's fourth pillar problem

An erection problem among athletes. Referring to the fourth pillar who didn't get up during Vancouver's opening ceremony.

Athlete #1: "I can't believe I didn't even make it up to the top ten... Worst thing is, I've been stuck with the Vancouver's fourth pillar problem"

Athlete #2: "Yeah VFPP happens to all of us, don't worry with that, it will pass!"

by christianc February 17, 2010

diet pussy fountain

n: when a woman fills her vag up with diet coke and drops in some mentos causing a giant eruption of foam squirting 10 feet high, and also leaves a fresh clean taste low in calories.

My girlfriend gave me a diet pussy fountain and i ate her out and had fresh breath and low in fat!

by beedee3 January 2, 2012

no blood, no foul

term used for street ball One-on-One games. if there's no blood there's no foul.

kobe- you got me on the arm in that drive
lebron- no blood, no foul you know the rules

by clos562 October 20, 2010

foundation

Cover up is a more common word and it is used to make someone's skin look flawless.

"Why do celebrities have such perfect skin?"
"Foundation hides their scales duhh!"

by Mrs.Marley June 12, 2007