Bolivian Flu

UK slang ~ a cocaine induced comedown.

Little Mrs:'Owww cmon u gotta go to work today'
Nosebag Nick: 'cant face it, been out on the marching powder all weekend and i'm coming down with the bolivian flu'

by HerbHermit May 21, 2007

flu flammer

person who suck some long dick

i love being a flu flammer i suck dick

by qpwoeirjguhjfk March 02, 2018

Halo Flu

When someone calls into work sick so they can play Halo.

also known as Halo-itis or Halo-fever

Man, ben has a bad case of Halo Flu

by jEsSi-GuRl October 04, 2007

ascot flu

Flu Like Symtoms That Come From Putting Too Much Ketamine Up Your Nose Resulting A Blocked Nose And Sneezing.

' Last Night Was Heavy I Think Im Coming Down With A Bit Of Ascot Flu'

by sessiontime May 07, 2008

Swine Flu

"Catching the Swine Flu...", a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman.

Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."

by Jon Hopkins September 22, 2009

Freshers Flu

British Uni slang for what is almost certainly Syphilis

John: I think I have Freshers Flu.
Me: No John, you just have Syphilis

by DaddyLush September 17, 2017

bird flu

a new word for ill or cool using bird for fly and flu like sick so the item that the person is calling bird flu is sick and fly, which are two words that pretty much mean cool.

My Chain -Gucci Mane "My chain got pneumonia, watch got the bird flu..."

by guy.mann June 25, 2009