mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.

I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *

by Mystakaphoros October 09, 2013

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Chicken Floss Bread

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by UnknownWeeb May 24, 2018

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Organic Flossing

The method in which you shave your pubic hairs, store them, and use them as an alternative form of dental floss. It is a new fad in the environmentalist community that allows people to be one step closer to living the "zero emission" lifestyle.

"In order to be 'one with nature,' Karen decided to replace her 'traditional flossing' methods with organic flossing."

by TheCheesesSleever August 05, 2020

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walrus flossing

When a pair of underwear (primarily female) that are so tight you cant see the back of it.

Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.

by rhinefam March 24, 2017

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live floss

If someone has traces of sperm still in the mouth after the bj is over, they are said to have "live floss". This term came about after a skank we know had magnified pictures of cracks in her teeth taken at the dentist office, and some stray tadpoles showed up in the pictures.

Don't kiss Betty, she just blew Bill and now she has live floss.

by Billy Bob Joe Mamma April 26, 2008

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