An idiot male parent who demands virgin like behavior from his daughter, but wants his son to be a skirt chasing, cherry popping dog.!
Two Faced Father's dating instructions to children...
Two Faced Father to girl child> Don't let him touch you!
Two Faced Father to boy child> Get up in there son!
Two Faced Father to girl child> Don't let him touch you!
Two Faced Father to boy child> Get up in there son!
by rubber turtle September 23, 2010
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A term redefined as a catchphrase for Glaswegian comedian Frankie Boyle, on his sketch based comedy show "Frankie Boyle's Tramadol nights", termed by one of his sketch show characters, an abusive cowboy, who first termed it when asking th ausidnece to choose an actor from "Brokeback Mountain" they'd rathe fuck, Heath Ledger or Jake Gyllenhaal, and after getting a strong feeling of Heath Ledger, says he would have chosen "The guy's wife you FAGS!" saying that he gave those two names as suggestions, then invites the "Fags" to come fight him saying "Bring your life partner, cuz I'm gonna show you heavy, Fatherfucker!" the phrase has now stuck with the character for, presumabely, the series.
by srvciple December 12, 2010
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by Dragonn June 26, 2005
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by BrookieJay February 9, 2014
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Jacob used the 'The Fisher Special' on holiday, oblivious in his state of inebriation to her minor status.
by PlumbleBumble February 1, 2015
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