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Farming

The act of "growing" relationships via social network like Facebook or Myspace by "planting" a "seed" and watching it grow. Seed is often a random IM that grows into a conversation which leads to a meeting which ends with a hook up.
I asked my boy where he met all these girls he's been hanging out with and he said he had a successfull day of Facebook Farming
by peterpan425 February 26, 2012
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farfing

the nasty case of the smelly, runny, shits that you get after a heavy night of drinking. also known as barfing out your ass.
i was farfing all day today and it smelled disgusting
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farting jew

a term originating from the farting jew video on youtube, used to describe br00t4l kids from arizona that are hilarious to prank call and have nothing else better to do than sit there and talk to you.
"your ringback tone makes you sound like a douchebag and a farting jew, you faggot!
by eli_whitney December 22, 2008
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filthy farting

when you want to fart, you squeeze so hard, some poo( mostly diarrhoea) comes out, wich causes a dirty pants.
oh no!, I did some filthy farting, now the inside of my pants has turned brown!
by fred pretkadet January 15, 2008
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Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.
Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"
by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011
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Farking

A combination of the slang words 'fuck' and 'fart', describing the practice of combining two activities that each add their own type of satisfaction.
She loved to see just how long we could keep farking back and forth.
by Ratcheer November 28, 2006
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Farming

During sex the man or woman will shit on the stomach of the other partner and spread it flat. Once you do that, you piss all over it as if you were watering crops.
John: Dude i just farmed my girlfriend!!! :D

Mark: Sweet Dude!!!!.... oh wait that's fucking gross

John: no dude, farming is awesome!!!

Mark: GTFO
by Johncrapsalot January 2, 2012
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