Ethan

A sad lonely man who has no friends.

Ethan was an Ethan with leg ham.

by antidgfxejkdrwwetyjvcdze March 22, 2019

Ethan

They are super annoying and cannot do shit right.

Imagine being Ethan

by Your mim696 January 30, 2020

ETard

noun (rhymes with Retard).

Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.

You do NOT want to go out with Bob, he raved so hard in his teens he's an ETARD now.

Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.

We rolled so hard we wound up etards.

by Steve A Holt December 11, 2006

Ethan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy.

I just played some baseball, and really had an Ethan time out there, and was just being a winner.

When you go into the club, just ethan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.

by Starbuch2003 February 19, 2015

Edhardy Fags

Individuals who are associated and support the ideas and fashions of Don Ed Hardy. Often they are located in night clubs, they tend to have mediocre faux hawks, enjoy fist pumping, wear hats and belts with diamond studs, and gather in groups in order to grind on attractive single women.

We went out to the club last night, and there were a bunch of edhardy fags grinding and fist pumping on some random girl.

by Ledend February 26, 2011

Ethan

Taken by an Emmily :) !
Is an absolutely amazing boyfriend, so lovely and loving.
Is very loyal, and will do anything for you if he really loves you.
IS SUPER SEXY. And the best at sex ;D

I love you Ethan! <3 :)

by ylimmmmme July 21, 2011

ethan

sexiest man alive

i love ethan

by ethandrenk December 9, 2017