Eric

Eric is the Norse god of male fertility and lost socks, a disorganized but unstoppable force of the universe, related to modern concepts of entropy. Eric is a key figure in Norse mythology.

It is written that when Thor went off to fight the battle of Jötnar, though some accounts claim it happened when he was just out tending goats, Eric came by to install high speed Internet. Sif, Thor’s wife, instantly lost control of herself in the presence of such virility and disorganization, and let down her golden hair, and everything else. Their illegitimate child was the god Ullr.

Thor returned to find a strange sock under the bed and stormed out into the cold winter snow with his hammer and a great, secret purpose never revealed to mortal man.

Unfortunately, the legend of Eric was lost, along with his other sock, in a server failure in 2007, and all that remains are the living Erics who walk the world like gods of male fertility, never quite sure where their other sock is.

Girlfriend, the last thing you need in your life now is a surfer or an Eric!

The girls warned each other, as soon as he walked into the bar, that he was an Eric, but they could not resist

by Kulokoo February 2, 2015

leif ericsson

a pimp from the 10th century

leif ericsson rox my sox

by bryan18 September 5, 2005

Eric Cartmen

The Fat Ass Of South Park. He is Funny and the best person on the show. Cartmen is extremly offensive to jews and black people. Cartmens Mom is also a hoe.

Kyle: Hey Cartmen Can I Have Some Candy?
Cartmen: Lets See hmm Nope Im Sorry Kyle I don't Have Any Jew Candy
Kyle: Fuck You Fat Ass

Or

Cat: meeeooow
Cartmen: no kitty this is my pot pie
Cat: meooooowww
Cartmen: NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!!
Cartmen: Mooommm Kitty's bein a dildo.
Cartmen's Mom : well then i know a certain kitty-kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight.
Cat: Meeooooooow?

by J- Fizzle June 26, 2005

Erica Sullivan

Super fine redhead model for BustedTees.

"Dude that redheaded chick on the BustedTees adverts is so friggin hot!"

"You mean Erica Sullivan? Hell yeah homebro."

by Frankencrhist February 24, 2009

eric

The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

did you see eric...damn that bitch is fine!

by anne :-) October 4, 2006

ERICA

Erica is prity but more than that she is unique. she allways has great hair.She is different and makes everyone laugh. She is not afraid to to speak her mind. She is a lovable person that talks to everyone and has fun. She has a little bit of a bad rocker side to her but its hot. She cares alot for her friends and loves to party.

I love you Erica forever.BURGERS ROCK!!!

by Pinacoladas January 18, 2010

eric

an eric is a gorgeous guy. they're funny, sweet, caring, and loving (though they like to pretend otherwise). erics can be shy, but with playful flirtation a woman may draw an eric out of his shell. erics, sometimes, but don't always, have long hair, these are the best erics of all. erics are generally well hung men. women love themselves some eric. bitches be all about the E.

"yo dude! all the chicks be mackin' on that new guy!"
"the one with the long hair?"
"yea man! pssh guy must be an eric"
"yup, bitches be all about that E"

by white chocolate easter bunny December 27, 2012