a small, overly populated town in new jersey, consisting mostly of jews, with indian and spanish cultures rapidly moving in. in east brunswick, there is nothing to do but drugs, have sex or hang out at the brunswick square mall. adults/parents usually commute to new york city or philadelphia for work, while teens/students attend the most confusing school system on the face of the planet. k-5: elementary school, 6-7: middle school, 8-9: junior high school, 10-12: east brunswick high school. in east brunswick, the township channel is ch. 3, which nobody watches unless it is snowing outside, hoping for a "no school" slide on the never ending power point. teenage boys of east brunswick are generally not goodlooking and teenage girls are either hideous, gorgeous and prude, or gorgeous and a huge slut. east brunswick is the most innocent of the brunswicks. new brunswick is host to drug dealing, gangs and college parties (on Rutgers/Cook college campuses). everyone in east brunswick agrees on hating it and believing it is boring.
Friday:
Joe: So what do you want to do tonight in East Brunswick?
Jack: Smoke a blunt?
Joe: I'm broke.
Jack: Pick up some bitches?
Joe: We're too ugly.
Jack: Go to the mall?
Joe: And do what?
Jack: Hang out?
Joe: I guess that's all there is to do...
Joe: So what do you want to do tonight in East Brunswick?
Jack: Smoke a blunt?
Joe: I'm broke.
Jack: Pick up some bitches?
Joe: We're too ugly.
Jack: Go to the mall?
Joe: And do what?
Jack: Hang out?
Joe: I guess that's all there is to do...
by Nancy B. January 16, 2008
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