by Maxor Eld August 18, 2022
Ed marsh is a extremely large foreheaded waffler, he is really short and has the deadest trim in existence, its like he asked for a trim on the top and the barber was using gardening scissors. He drives the deadest and slowest car and acts like he's got a s15 with an rb26dett engine swap running around 900hp. He has a 0-60mph of around 4 years as his forehead increases the weight of his car to roughly 5 metric tonnes. Ed also can't talk to girls for s**t, he literally has a girl dying for him but he's to scared to make a move, she literally likes rocks and has already claimed him as her guy, he just can't talk to girls. He also has the smoothest brain even smoother than matt goodman, he cant do physics and can barely do engineering as well. He works at screwfix and it has somehow gassed him up so much he thinks hes the ceo of england.
by lukeC123456 February 07, 2022
An eating disorder which somebody came up with for attention, but fits into the way they want their made up disorder to sound because they don't have a real eating disorder. Similar to {wannarexia}.
Emily: Hannah, do you want to eat these peas?
Hannah: No! I have an eating disorder I can't have that... But I'll have that chocolate over there.
Gen: You have a such a fake ed, Hannah.
Hannah: No! I have an eating disorder I can't have that... But I'll have that chocolate over there.
Gen: You have a such a fake ed, Hannah.
by Deelyliah April 14, 2016
Chill person. Takes life as it comes. Makes good decisions "most of the time". Adventurous. Great person. Likes to travel. Nice clean looking. Always make you smile. Great friend. positive energy. gets along with almost anyone. somewhat popular.
by nessi711 March 23, 2011
A person who is a frequent user of marijuana edibles. Generally a non-smoker, specifically uses weed through eating edibles.
by andrepihaf July 02, 2023
by CyberDanted April 05, 2015
that weird ed bunting
by Timberman33 February 14, 2018