easter

Baby Carrot: Tiny Dick

Girl 1: omg have you seen his dick
Girl 2: yes its like a baby carrot

Girl 1: So easter and i had sex last night
Girl 2: So how was he?
Girl 1: i couldnt even feel it, he was like a baby carrot

by wouldn't you like to know! March 14, 2005

Dumber than Easter

An obviously stupid event, person, place, or thing.

As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".

Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!

See DUMBER THAN A SACK OF HAMMERS

by Charlie Bravo April 6, 2010

Eastern Butthole

Your mom's anus

Guy: Man my gooch hasn't been licked today, can't wait to get home to get my gooch licked by an Eastern Butthole

by FuckBoy69Me April 26, 2014

Easter

The Sexy BEAST that gets girls everyday and never stops on anything unless he accomplishes it he is the reason girls Break up with there Boyfriends. He/Shenis The Definition Of Great , Sexy , And Power The All Great God Easter

Boyfriend: Fuck he having Sex With my Girl
Dude: Beat his ass
Boyfriend: I Cant
Dude: Why?
Boyfriend: Because....
Boyfriend: Its Easter
Dude: Fuck Dont Mess with Him

Dude: He Bad News

by Savage.COM January 30, 2017

Easter

A day where usually little kids will wake up, and hunt for Easter eggs. Usually, the eggs have some candy in it. It is believed that the "Easter bunny" will come to your house at night while your asleep, and scatter Easter eggs around your house. However, when kids become older, they will realize that the Easter bunny isn't real.

April. 16, is Easter!! Time to eat some candy!

by BLUE456754744 April 16, 2017

Eastern Star

When your Mother In Law gives you a hand job.

I went to the family reunion and got an Eastern Star.

by _urbanlegend_ October 10, 2019

Eastern Randolph High School

high school in hick town; hillbilly hell; where you can buy your weed and contract genital herpes at the same time while on the bleachers; you don't have a big truck or small penis? we don't want you here. all of us are fake, white trash, and need to find a bible. nicotine and football are our best features

Oh you go to eastern randolph high school? my 7 year old had an affair with one of the teachers there

by josleigh November 14, 2019