Someone who says stupid things on a day to day basis. Known to always use retard phrases and do retarded things. When using, sound better wen using with another funny word. Can be used to describe anyone who is generally a asshole
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by sir_GushingHoles April 14, 2010
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v. tr. 1. to touch (the body) lightly with a penis, so as to cause laughter or twitching movements.
2. a. To tease or excite pleasurably with a penis; titillate
b. To fill with mirth or pleasure; delight with a penis
v. r. To feel or cause a tingling sensation from a penis
n. 1. the act of dickling
2. informal terms for a difficult situation with a penis
3. a small warty penis, usually preserved in brine or vinegar.
v. tr. 1. to touch (the body) lightly with a penis, so as to cause laughter or twitching movements.
2. a. To tease or excite pleasurably with a penis; titillate
b. To fill with mirth or pleasure; delight with a penis
v. r. To feel or cause a tingling sensation from a penis
n. 1. the act of dickling
2. informal terms for a difficult situation with a penis
3. a small warty penis, usually preserved in brine or vinegar.
by Ryann October 21, 2004
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2. (noun) A prehensile rectum.
3. (adjective) A grasping asshole.
2. (noun) A prehensile rectum.
3. (adjective) A grasping asshole.
1. "Thanks to my Dockery, I'm very popular at prison."
2. His Dockery "developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: "It's you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we don't need you around here any more. I can talk and eat AND shit."
3. "Don't be a Dockery!"
2. His Dockery "developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: "It's you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we don't need you around here any more. I can talk and eat AND shit."
3. "Don't be a Dockery!"
by Trees House July 26, 2008
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A really gay "douchebag".
Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.
see: douchebag
A really gay "douchebag".
Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.
see: douchebag
1:That cock docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking space.
2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"
2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"
by Uvall September 26, 2010
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