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diseased dorito

Diseased dorito is a alternative word for: unusual and/or weird.
(The opposite of vaccinated cheeto)
"Bruh, you be looking like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-your homie

"Bruh, you be acting like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-Sugonees
by PepsiCHEESE May 9, 2021
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Target Disease

The feeling of having absolutely no energy accompanied by hysterical laughter that usually happens when you smell the metallic popcorn scent that Target stores pump into the air.
Man, I have total Target Disease. I feel like laying down in the parking lot.
by sweetpotatosarah99 October 21, 2010
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Deutsch Disease

A 24 hour to 7 day ailment due to excessive deutsching (smoking and/or drinking) over a short period of time. Symptoms are sore throat, loss of voice, mild headache and nausea, and black lung among others. Typically necessitates that the patient takes a few days off from deutsching, or takes a long Power Nap and pops a Celsius before returning.
-Yo, I’m having the boys over tonight for march maddy, tryna pu?
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.
by Cactus657 March 14, 2023
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Exackary disease

A disease when your face looks like your buttocks.
Catherine: I don’t feel too good

Miranda: You probably have exackary disease
by swaggmaster69 March 8, 2021
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fundzalow disease

"Fundzalow Disease" is a common Sicilian phrase that refers to people with significant wealth you pretend they are poor. Their Fundz are Low only when their wealth involves giving it to other people.
Every time I ask my mother for money her fundzalow disease breakouts and she has to go see a doctor.

"Stop being a Jew, Ma"

"Put your alligator arms away and pay for your own $200 dollar bottles of wine!"

"You cheap ass, buy your own gas for your Ferrari"

"Stop being a Jew, and buy a round of drinks"
by Penelope & Elvis January 12, 2012
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Pogginsin’s disease

One who has contracted Pogginsin’s disease, they will lose the ability to throw. Winning will be the only thing they know, and when attempting to throw, they will be met with a supreme sense of poggins.
Pogginsin’s disease - terminal disease caused by prolonged pogging

Yooo I tested positive for Pogginsin’s this morning bro, how am I going to throw my Overwatch placements????
by Crongulator February 27, 2021
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REDS disease

noun; stands for Random Erections During School.

Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.
About to give his presentation to the class, Joey came down with a case of REDS disease and had to think quickly to get rid of his "situation."
by Kevin and Andrew April 8, 2010
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