Lazy ass kids can’t relate. They’ve had internet and social media.
We had the library, no internet and card catalogs.
They CLEARLY have digital privalege!
We had the library, no internet and card catalogs.
They CLEARLY have digital privalege!
by NCdubmixer October 15, 2019
Get the digital privalegemug. The indefinite amount of time someone experiences during a transfer in a Star Trek transporter. For some, it's a moment, for others, an eternity.
by pdobrinen May 29, 2011
Get the digital purgatorymug. As a web developer, I was a ashamed to find out my mom was living in digital squalor with no broadband connection to her house. It makes visiting at Christmas really suck.
by fizzlepop February 20, 2011
Get the digital squalormug. An individual who is unable to free themselves from the hold of social media, television, video games, or any electronic device designed for entertainment.
by Barkingsatyr69 May 4, 2022
Get the Digital Slavemug. The speed at which things happen on the internet.
Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.
To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.
Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.
To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.
EX1:
Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!
Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.
Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.
EX2:
PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.
PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.
PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.
PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.
EX3:
Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?
PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.
Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!
PersonB: Sucks for you.
Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!
Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.
Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.
EX2:
PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.
PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.
PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.
PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.
EX3:
Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?
PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.
Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!
PersonB: Sucks for you.
by DamianTempest June 14, 2010
Get the Digital Speedmug. Digital imperialism is a certain culture dominating the internet. In most of the internet this is Anglo culture, speaking in non-english languages and manners is looked down upon and in some cases not allowed.
"This Discord Server doesn't allow users to speak languages other than English, that's digital imperialism!"
by Ezraja May 25, 2021
Get the Digital imperialismmug. To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.
Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.
by von groovy June 29, 2017
Get the digitally diddlingmug.