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digital privalege

Growing up w/ tech at your fingertips and wasting life bitching about SJW topics.
Lazy ass kids can’t relate. They’ve had internet and social media.

We had the library, no internet and card catalogs.

They CLEARLY have digital privalege!
by NCdubmixer October 15, 2019
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digital kyphosis

Hunching of your back due to excessive use of hand-held electronic devices, pc gaming and computer use. Condition can become permanent if proper exercises are not done on a regular basis.
Most teens are at risk of developing digital kyphosis due to excessive use of electronic hand-held devices.
by Jazzy Ronnoco May 22, 2018
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digital debris

All the images and forgotten website posts we all see when we Google ourself.
The amount of digital debris I have to filter through just to find what I’m looking for is similar to swimming in a plastic filled ocean.
by Rustysoap February 5, 2020
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Digital Enema

The act of plugging one end of an HDMI cable into a TV, and sticking the other end deep in your ass to see if it'll show up on-screen.
I shoved an HDMI cable in my ass. Digital Enema.
by goawaynicholas June 15, 2020
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Digital Blumpkin

When a man sends a dick picture from a seated toilet position. Whether or not the intended recipient is reached is irrelevant, it is a digital blumpkin.
Oh my God Lydia! Some idiot just sent me a digital blumpkin!

Hey Bryce, I like sending pictures of my dick while I sit on my toilet, I think I'm a blumpkenite.
by Brick Napalm May 5, 2017
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Digital Seller

A person who uses internet auction sites and selling sites to sell their second hand stuff
Wow! I've made a shed load of money by becoming a digital seller

"A digital seller, in the digital age"
by wayne1977 September 19, 2017
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digital downgrade

To lose face, followers, friends, power, and views across multiple social media platforms. This can be due to some dumb behavior or the evil acts of others trying to ruin their life.
Carrie: What's up with Stacey? It looks like she has lost so many followers since last weekend. No one likes any pictures of her new kitten. It is so cute!!
Jessica: No, I am done with her! I gave her the digital downgrade! Kimmie snapped that she reshaped herself thin in those bikini pix and that it had nothing to do with having her wisdom teeth out like she said.
Carrie: I guess I will too. I hate phonies!
by von groovy June 29, 2017
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