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cash drunk

If you are cash drunk it means that whenever you have money you want to spend all of it,normally you would buy something you would never use.This also means that you struggle to save money.
by nobody_503 May 10, 2020
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ass-rocket drunk

When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
by newton64 April 4, 2008
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Third World Drunk

The level of drunkeness you attain when drinking after at least 3 days of not eating.
I hadn't eaten ANYTHING in, like, 3 days. Then we went out and I got Third World Drunk off of one shot. I walked around telling people that for less than a dollar a day they could help me forget that bitch.
by Blommit December 14, 2010
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Nose-bleedin' Drunk

Drinking so much alcohol, that you begin vomiting so profusely that the acid in the vomit burns your nose and you begin to have a nosebleed while vomiting.
Last night Brandon drank 3 bear fights in 45 minutes and got nose-bleedin' drunk in the parking lot.
by austintx2011 July 20, 2011
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ninja turtle drunk

A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:

1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.
by MattyP603 November 11, 2013
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Textually Drunk

When a text makes no sense whatsoever. It may apply to anyone who lacks common sense or is actually drunk. The text may bear no meaning/ add to the textual conversation.
Not to be confused with "Textaholic" since its not about being addicted to texting.
Guy: I'm glad summer has officially begun
Girl: Rainbow, skittles, gummy bears yay yay.
Guy: I am so lost.
Girl: I am sad.
Guy:Uhh, why?
Girl: Cause its cool
Guy:You are textually drunk.
Girl: Are you calling me a textaholic.
Guy:This conversation is over.
Girl: omg Hii
by Shake_360 July 26, 2011
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Love Drunk

when you are missing someone and you can't get them out of your mind.. its like you become a complete mess constantly thinking about them, calling them, emailing, myspacing, facebooking, messaging trying to get a hold of them acting completely mad and ridiculous throwing all reason out the window
Last week when i didn't know where my g/f was i went completely love drunk trying to get a hold of her
by kkdkutler October 9, 2008
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