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Desert Search For Techno Allah

All but the truth - forget
And from this union cup
We will drink wine tonight
Qiyamat qiyamat a tawil
Qiyamat qiyamat insan al kamel
Pride of the peacock angel
Under the feather veils
Dark tresses under the black light
by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2023
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Prickly desert

When you are giving a guy a blowjob and you purposely have cotton mouth because you hate him and now his dick hurts because it just got mouth-sandpapered until it bled.
"Wow, you gave him the prickly desert? You must have some beef against him."
by Dbass July 18, 2016
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dick desert

A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.

Think about it the same as food desert.
Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):

Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.

Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.
by durka_durka July 22, 2022
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desert skater

A person of middle-eastern decent.
That cashier was a desert skater.
by Light Bread August 8, 2007
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desert rage

Uncontrollable use of substances while vacationing for a short period of time to the desert, particularly when attending music festivals in remote locations.
Bill just got back from Coachella, where we went on a 3 day desert rage.
I just got back from Burning Man and our desert rage lasted for 10 days!
by CactusWolf August 16, 2018
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Desert Hat-trick

A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.
"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
by DilfRider July 5, 2025
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British desert

when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.
John gave me a British desert the other day.
by zepoopenfarten October 18, 2023
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