Derp

Someone who is generally awkward. Stands around awkwardly and makes everyone around him tense. A derp often is the type that tries to do something cool/risky and fails horribly the first time.

Person 1: "Whoa he managed to crash his dad's car the first time he drove it?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a derp."

by killacam53 March 25, 2013

johnny depp

johnny depp the sexiest man ever. i wish he wasn't so old cuz then i would fuck him. hes so beautiful! hes also a great actor

johnny depp is so sexy as crybaby in the movie!!!

by crybaby...wow! December 7, 2006

Derp

a stupid person, or action

"Danny, your being a huge derp right now.

by MrSexy282 May 21, 2010

Derpatology

Derpatology, The scientific study of scene kids, whoppers and any other life form that contradicts themselves in so many ways. Basically idiots that cannot spell, use grammar or sentence structure properly and then insult other people on those pieces of the English language.

"My spelling is fine and so is my sentance structer. It is spelld correctly and a properly formed sentance. hos comment is invalid? Not mine."

One example that is studied for the logicality behind it in Derpatology

by TecK April 8, 2012

Purple Derp

A purple retard, or a purple mentally challenged person.

There is a purple derp down in Florida.

by Werty27 May 12, 2011

johnny depp

yummiest guy in the world-its not eyeliner its coal-hes fukkin funny in pirates-hes awsome in his other movies too-brill acter-cant believe hes forty-vanessa paradice(?) is the luckiest woman in the world

Johnny Depp has his daughter's name tatooed over his heart.(isnt that sweet?)

by Jaclyn-Toni November 26, 2003

derp 'n' smerp

The act of skipping school and then smoking weed.

"Fuck this next class, let's derp 'n' smerp!"

by Moofuhdoo May 8, 2009