deja chew

When you wake up to discover your dog has completely destroyed their dog bed again.

Every time I have to clean up a bunch of dog bed stuffing I get this strong deja chew feeling.

by Heidi Hole July 29, 2025

deja vu

I've been in this place before, riding on the streets.... and this is as far as most people get before forgetting the rest.

Me: deja vu I've been in this place before, higher on the streets...
Friend: What the fuck Jeff? You don't even know the rest of the song?
Me: ok then you sing it!
Friend: deja vu I've been in this place before, higher on the streets...
Me: Bruuuh, you don't even know the rest of the song?
Friend: Fuck off suck my peen
Me: *Furiously googling* And I know it's my time to go
Calling you and the search is mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me uoooh!
Deja vu
...
Friend: ...

by jwooooooooooooooooooooooooonas September 18, 2019

Deja poo

When you have changed your babies nappy/diaper and then they immediately fill it again

I swear I’ve just changed that nappy/diaper... it’s like Deja poo!

by Sampster January 4, 2020

Deja vu

Short glimpses of past lives. There's no such thing as memory phenomenon. Our brains are perfect.

Deja vu reminds us where we've already been so we don't make the same mistakes again.

by MrJones&Me December 23, 2022

deja ew

When you experience something disgusting - again...

Had another case of deja ew when I ate at that disgusting taco place - when will I learn?

by one 'f' Jeph February 28, 2023

deja vu

Is this a jojo reference?? Deja vu is an experience that has happened the exact same way as you might have remembered before

See your body into the moonlight
Even if I try to cancel
All the pictures into my eyes
Don't you see my condition?
The fiction is gonna run it again
Can't you see now illusions?
Right into your mind
Deja vu
I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street
And I know it's my time to go
Calling you and the search is mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me uoooh!
Deja vu
I've just been in this time before
Higher on the street
And I know it's my place to go
Calling you and the search is mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me yeah!
See the future into the present
See my past lives in the distance
Try to guess now what's going on
And the band begin's to play...

by bigmanwithbig.........goals January 27, 2020