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Double Decker

When two people have to poop simultaneously, so one person sits the the lap of another while facing each other on the toilet. If it’s a boy and girl and they are having vaginal intercourse while double decking, it’s called docking the buses.
Yesterday my bro and I had to both poo, but the spare bathroom was close. We ended up doing a double decker, luckily the bowl didn’t fill up.

My girl and I had to drop a deuce so we double decked. She’s got them big boobs though, so after a minute we docked the buses ;)
by MelonLord95 April 9, 2022
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Ultra Decker

Wedging yourself between the top of a public restroom stall and the ceiling and then shitting into the toilet below.

Its like the next evolution of taking an Upper Decker.
Look out below! I'm taking an Ultra Decker!!
by Paul McFartney January 16, 2024
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cameron decker

by Beckmydeck November 5, 2019
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Polar decker

The act of defecating directly in someone's freezer. The result of this poopsicle predicament is whether to chip away at a frozen browntain or unplug the unit and deep clean because everyone knows you're the germophobe you know you are.
Found out Lou slept with my girlfriend and never told me so I left him a polar decker while he was sleeping so it froze solid before he found it.
by WalnutPlatt July 8, 2018
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Triple Decker

Wiping cum, penis and ballsack on a face all in one day on separate occasions and as part of a challenge.
by Nemodoneit February 8, 2017
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Galveston Double Decker

The act of two people pooping on the same toilet at the same time.

Typically, this requires one person to sit on the toilet seat like normal, and the other person to sit on the lap of the first person, using their legs as a typical toilet seat and aiming for the whole between said legs.
There is nothing gay about a Galveston double decker

“It was an emergency, and there was only one toilet available, so we pulled off a Galveston double decker
by HankFinkle January 18, 2024
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The Lil Deckers

The Lil Deckers are fans of British singer/songwriter Declan McKenna. They're known for being "loud, memey, audacious, and musicheads" according to the musician.
Did you hear that Declan McKenna said his fans don't have a name? It's as if The Lil Deckers don't even exist to him.
by skadeordie September 9, 2020
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