Daffodils

Written at Town-end, Grasmere. The Daffodils grew and still grow on the margin of Ullswater and probably may be seen to this day as beautiful in the month of March, nodding their golden heads beside the dancing and foaming waves.

Daffodils:
I wander lonely as a cloud,
through fair England's gardens green,
her chaste and comely presence,
plucks a fine melody,
upon the tuneful strings of my swollen heart.
And yet.....
I cannot resist the machinations of my soul,
I feel it stirring in my throat,
those foul and pestilent words,
which cage my very being;
the FUCKING BASTARD CUNT WANKS,
COME ON YOU TWAT FACED ARSE CUNT,
I'LL KICK THE LIVING FUCK FROM YOUR SHITTY BOLLOCKS - CUNT, WANK, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK.

by Ted T Chimp September 5, 2008

Dalton

A man who is a complete fool and doesn't even know how to do chemistry.

Dalton, the man was a fool!

Wow, don't mix your chemicals in such a daltonian way.

by Ruth-Bohr May 20, 2014

Lo dato

The act of sneezing, farting and shitting ones shorts! AKA: Fooping, or sharting.

Mike was snoblowing his driveway. He sneezed heavily but ended up doing a Lo dato in his shorts.

by chickenman99561 May 1, 2010

dafty

A Hibee
Someone who supports the scum
Please also see schemey, numpty or steamer

Person 1: Alright mate, what fitba team do you support?
Person 2: Hibs!
Person 1: Ya fuckin dafty!

by Paul McGregor August 13, 2004

Daft old man

The doctor himself, keep in mind he is 1,104 years old, also that each regeneration keeps seemingly getting sillier.

A Daft old man. Who stole a magic Box T.A.R.D.I.S and ran away.

by Doctor15Who November 9, 2012

daiton

Daiton is the best girlfriend ever she's small and adorable. You can never get enough of her. She is so amazing and i want to be with her until the day that I die. I love her so much

Daiton is amazing

by velo69 April 9, 2017

Daffodil shark

A oversized faggot whose completely ignorant and sucks sick for a living

That snitch carter is a Daffodil shark.

by DickFlex December 20, 2018