director complex

Someone with an endless appetite for drama. This person pretends to be anything they want without any care how anyone else is affected. They use the people around them as puppets, manipulating others into playing the roles they want them to play. They turn people against each other and enjoy every second of it. This person views everything as a game and nothing makes them happier than to watch everything fall apart and know that they did it all.

Person 1: You know that guy I was dating
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Turns out he didn’t have any feelings for me he was just pretending to because he was bored.
Person 2: That’s so sick
Person 3: He definitely has a director complex

by Uiron November 10, 2021

Director Cogger

The tallest member in the Underdogs

Chilliest and the funniest person
Has the hottest mullet

Probably forgot the fact that he has a YouTube channel

Wow! Is that the best Underdog : Director Cogger with the white T-shirt ?!

by NotUnderdogsfan13 May 17, 2022

Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.

The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.

by Bananalover2468 April 20, 2011

false directions

false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.

Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.

by thatguybillmurray January 24, 2012

Rectum Directum

The process of aiming a shit into a toilet while not on it.

We sometimes do a rectum directum for our party, and it always ends in a mess.

by yourlostuncle December 3, 2019

band director day

National Band Director Day is November 15 because by then your football team has lost the Friday games and you're moving on to concert music. Make sure you let your band director know how much you appreciate them on this day because they're probably stressed.

"What's today's date?"

"November 15th, it's national Band Director day!"

"Really?! I really love our director, I'm going to let him know how much I appreciate him."

by Hypotonuse690889 November 9, 2019

Dirty Director

A man who likes to look up pictures of womens boobs on company time

That guys a bit of a dirty director

by Cat1011 October 21, 2020