crystal dove

A token of love given from one person to another. Meant to upstage other couples that are around when the gift is received. A crystal dove can be a bouquet of flowers or a diamond ring. The gift itself is not the important thing. The important thing about a crystal dove is that it makes the person giving the gift look better than there surrounding associates or friends.

Tanisha was hanging out a bar with all her friends who were coupled up. In walks Mark with a crystal dove for Tanisha. Tanisha is overjoyed and the envy of all her friends. The spouses of all her friends were left looking empty handed and dumbfounded.

by BroncosLover1 October 6, 2012

nose crystal

Slang for cocaine.

Ay bro you got that nose crystal™?

by Revilo69 May 8, 2018

Crystal bang

Crystal bang is a sex move that causes you to use meth and crystal rocks as sex toys.

Today me and my wife tried crystal bang. It was amazing she hated it.

by Ladyluna12 June 15, 2021

crystal dunigan

A very attractive, spunky, bubbly girl, who got booty, and looks that kill. Also known to be seen with her Yogi who she loves to the moon & back..

Crystal dunigan is so fine!!

by YB Tha Mac March 14, 2020

Crystal Clearwaters

Crystal Clearwaters is a fictional character whom is the definition of perfect. She is the girl you imagine to be smart, talented, gifted, athletic, sweet, beautiful, kind, funny, the right height, slim yet curvy, bumful with bustage, crazy, a great cook, a good friend and girlfriend. You want to be a Crystal Clearwaters.. Who wouldnt want to be a Crystal Clearwaters?

Mindy: OMG Crystal Clearwaters is so perfect! I so want to be her!
Jalissa: I know right! Did you see Crystal Clearwaters' test scores and her phenomenal tennis match?
Briella: Not to mention Crystal Clearwaters' violin and piano recital last week.
Natalia: Oh and Crystal Clearwaters' solo dance to swan lake was just so perfect.

by milly don June 12, 2014

Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust

Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?

by D Flawless September 19, 2020

Ass Crystals

When a big girl sweats in the crotch of her pants and you can see the dried sweat from behind.

I was going up the stairs and this girl in front of me had some serious Ass Crystals.

by AF84 October 25, 2018