by Jeff067 September 17, 2019
Get the Crystal Villicana mug.a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.
"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."
" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
by peacegawd February 12, 2020
Get the crystal mafia mug.A very attractive, spunky, bubbly girl, who got booty, and looks that kill. Also known to be seen with her Yogi who she loves to the moon & back..
by YB Tha Mac March 14, 2020
Get the crystal dunigan mug.A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust
by D Flawless September 19, 2020
Get the Crystal Geezer mug.Crystal Sea is an amazing woman full of depth and integrity. She holds you close but also has the ability to teach you lessons by pushing you away from the comfort of being stagnant. She has multi- faucets and is always evolving. Crystal Sea is as the Ocean; pulled like tides by the Moon. You will most likely fall head over heels for her and lose your breath.
She is usually referred to as 'Sea'.
Don't be fooled by her appearance. There is a lot going on in there.
She is usually referred to as 'Sea'.
Don't be fooled by her appearance. There is a lot going on in there.
by SphericalNonsense October 19, 2020
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by lefthanded May 1, 2016
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